Indianism’s are always amusing when traveling around India. It’s considered very aspirational in India to speak in English or write in English. This becomes evident with numerous signs around the cities advising you of things in sometimes hilarious English.
There is the occasional sign at the back of a truck:
No gilfrand no tensan!
True words of wisdom! Of course, it depends on the kind of girlfriend you have but if you don’t have one then you can be pretty sure that you’ll be suffering from only a single kind of tension – if you know what I mean ;)
And then there are more interesting signs under shops and businesses. This particular one reads: A Multi Brand’s out late
Well, hope the multi brand gets home in time for dinner! :)